Monkey Business

26 Nov 2008

A delivery truck driver has two monkeys to deliver to the San Diego zoo, When his truck breaks down. A pretty blonde lady stops and offer him help. “Lady would you mind taking the two monkeys to the San Diego zoo here is a hundred buck for your effort.”

Later that afternoon in downtown San Diego, the truck driver spots the woman with the two monkeys. He runs out of his truck to confront her “ I thought I asked you to bring the monkeys to the Zoo”?

“ I did and still have enough money to take them to the movies.”