Oh - why not, confession is good for the soul! When I was growing up 35 or so years ago, there was no internet, no DVDs or no videos - the only access to sexual material was the magazines on the top shelves of the newsagents. Being too young (and never seeming to have any money anyway) to buy the magazines, my friends and I were left with only one option - steal the damn things and run like hell! However, the old adage "crime doesn't pay", was proved correct when, one friday, 3 of us went into the town centre to aquire "reading material" - each of us went to a separate shop and almost simulteaneously, stole a magazine. However, there had been a major planning error - for when we met up later, we had all stolen the same edition of the same magazine!!
Other dirty secrets ... well I'd have to know you much better before sharing those ...
Thanks for Posting. i thought of another: One night after leaving a party a few years back i went to my car and saw someone had bumped the taillight causing it to break. i saw glass at the glass scattered around the wheel of the car parked behind me. so i quick looked around for any traffic cams or cops and took a baseball bat out of my car then beat in every window and the taillights of the car behind me. looking back on it now i feel like a total ass A. because that cost whoever's car i killed thousands (windows aren't cheap) and B i have/ had no way of actually knowing if that was the car that broke my light or if i had been clipped by someone driving by.
my dirty little secret..... i can see that stargazing isn't wearing panties from down here.
I am an ordinary human being with all that is attached to that.
now really, if i told you it wouldn't be a secret
My dirty little secret is: wait, I don't have any dirty little secrets. Now that is pathetic!! How can I say I have lived life to the fullest if I do not have dirty little secrets?? Who was to know back then that one day I would want a dirty little secret?
Now wait a minute here: did I not go cruising with my buddies to go see Ms. Higgenbotham's bottom, Ms. Hightower's high towers, Ms. Foote's footsies, and on and on. YAY!!!!! I do have a dirty little secret after all!!
Lush is my dirty little secret!
Yeah, LUSH is my dirty little secret too.
my dirty little secret is....... well, secret
If I told my "dirty little secret", I'd be coming "clean" and it would not be "dirty" any longer.
My dirty little secret~... well lush is one of them and other is that i skipped class to go to a friends(well later he was more than that but..xD) house and we had fun é-e in the shower é.e
Lush is my dirty little secret and another dirty little secret I have is.. a secret.
It wouldn't be a secret if I wrote it here
Lush is my dirty little secret... My other are my sexy lush friends.
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
My Dirty Little Secret I Love To Fantasize About..............................Oops, Its A Secret!!!
If I told you all My dirty little secrets, that would take all the mystery out of it, now wouldn't it? ;)
my dirty little secret involves a vacuum cleaner, open drapes and my stereo blasting Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
the one who started this forums tells nothing himself,
*wow* 
my head to remember 
,maybe reading will help me spell out
...definitely "Imperial"....
... funny shit I have to admit!