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I got a job at MapQuest, but didn't like the direction the company was going.
I spent some time doing road repair, but it wasn't what it was all cracked up to be.
I went to work at a lumber mill, but I had trouble seeing the forest for the trees, there was a real log-jam of paperwork, and my boss was always walking around with a chip on his shoulder.
I spent some time doing road repair, but it wasn't what it was all cracked up to be.
I went to work at a lumber mill, but I had trouble seeing the forest for the trees, there was a real log-jam of paperwork, and my boss was always walking around with a chip on his shoulder.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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I gave it a go as floral arranger once. But could never decide between having roses on the piano or tulips on my organ.
Matriarch
That's an old joke adaption Jason 
I tried a job as a hairdresser but just couldn't cut it, and anyway, there weren't taking on perm employees.
I tried a job as a hairdresser but just couldn't cut it, and anyway, there weren't taking on perm employees.
i worked at a thimble factory but i was all thumbs.
then it was on to be a propane dealer but i had bad gas.
i worked at a potato chip factory but the work was pretty crumby.
next was a stint at a corndog stand - alas i didn't stick it out.
finally i found my perfect job a mattress tester, i really put my back into it.
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then it was on to be a propane dealer but i had bad gas.
i worked at a potato chip factory but the work was pretty crumby.
next was a stint at a corndog stand - alas i didn't stick it out.
finally i found my perfect job a mattress tester, i really put my back into it.
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Yeah, bikebum1975: these ones are... extraordinary in your resume:
Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.