Well, my favorite one here is NAUGHTY NUNS. Great! Let's get to it now:
Naughty Nuns
Two nuns were climbing the convent wall after an illicit night out on the town.
One says to the other "This makes me feel like one of those Navy Seals"
The other replies "Me too, but where the fuck will we find one at this time of night?"
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One woman stops a taxi.
- To the airport, please.
After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.
- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.
- Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither.
Q. What's the difference between medium and rare?
A. 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q. What's the the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.
Sleep Over
A guy walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Listen, I’m having three girls over tonight. I need help.”
The pharmacist hands the guy Viagra Extra Strength and says, “Take all these and you’ll go berserk for 12 hours.”
The next day the same guy walks into the drugstore, limps up to the pharmacist, and drops his pants. His penis is all bruised and tied in a knot, and skin is hanging off in some places. He says, “Gimme a tube of Icy Hot.”
The pharmacist replies in horror, “You can’t put Icy Hot on that!”
“No, it’s for my wrists,” the guy moans. “The girls never showed up.”
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Saggy tits
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
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Ok, well, at least there's one you have missed. Thank you.
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