Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer 2004 Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator:
This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
2. Dressage commentator:
This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
4. Boxing Analyst:
Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious
5. Softball announcer:
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
6. Basketball analyst
He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.
7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew
8. Soccer commentator:
Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
9. Tennis commentator:
One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?
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