Never have I ever...

Never have I ever filed bankruptcy.

Never have I ever not paid a loan in full.

NHIE dated a friend's parent.

NHIE dated a pastor/minister.

NHIE with another species although several women I went out with when I was younger might fall into that category.

NHIE gone with a group and enjoyed myself.

NHIE used an escort.

NHIE been involved with a Kardashian, whatever the press might say.

Never have I ever walked nude down a street crowded with people.

Never have I ever messaged anyone on Tinder.

NHIE not wanted to see Beefer in all her glory parading down the street but NHIE wanted something more! 🤣

Never have I ever gone by the name Beefer! lol

NHIE gone fishing.

Never have I ever sung 'Happy Birthday' to a plant!

NHIE blown anything up in the explosive sense.

Never have I ever worn a welder's mask.

NHIE driven in a sports car.

NHIE been in a hot air balloon.

Never have I ever worn a corset.

Never ever have I drinked plan coffee ☕

Until last night, NHIE eaten my own cum. Can check that one now and will be continuing that - I think I’m over the post cum/orgasm unwillingness to just eat my cum!

Never have I ever worn a padded bra.

Never have I ever eaten sushi.

Never ever have I eaten pineapples on pizza

Never have I ever been on a cruise

NHIE joined any branch of the military.

Never have I ever dated a soldier.

Never have I ever lied.

NHIE had a threesome (or any form of moresome).

NHIE been pegged.