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NHIE walked in on a friend screwing someone else over.

NHIE had sex outdoors.

A strange little something for Halloween.

Strange Rites

Never have I ever won a Lush story competition.

NHIE even made the top 3 in Lush Competition

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Strange Rites

NHIE entered a Lush story competition, nor will I.

NHIE been caught masturbating

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NHIE wanted to…I did that once…NHIE…well if it was clean…NHIE been with a…ok just once. Listen could I get back to you on this?

Never have I ever had sex in a sleeping bag.

Never have I ever had sex on a football field.

Never have I ever wanted someone so bad.....

Never have I ever licked a Tootsie pop to the end

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Never have I ever slept with more than four girls at once.

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NHIE wanted to just veg and do nothing this badly (been planting a tree in between rain showers).

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Strange Rites

Never have I ever created a masterpiece for the ages.

Never have I ever been stoned.

Never have I ever cheated on my GF/Wife

(A lot of good that did me... divorced and single. LOL)

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Never have I ever streaked.

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NHIE been embarrassed to show my picture, here at Lush.

Never have I ever had a lemonade stand as a kid.

NHIE: Been to Scotland

"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis


Never have I ever set foot in the USA.

NHIE eaten lizard meat (apparently iguana is quite good, though).

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Never have I ever seen my car's engine.