A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex life. She puts them on with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs until her husband says... "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Yes," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat.''
He never heard the gunshot...
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