One morning the farmer went to gather the eggs ,, and was shocked to find that his hens had quit laying .
Then looking around he saw the Rooster dead in the corner.
He walked back to the house and started to read the paper to see if he could buy another Rooster.
He found an add ,, and got in his truck to go see this Rooster ,, He paid the man and returned home with the Rooster ,, putting him in the henhouse.
the next morning he went to check on his chickens ,, and they were all Dead ,, except the Rooster.,, laying on their backs with their legs in the air.
Well he thought ,, the Rooster had screwed the hens to death.
So he put the Rooster in the Pig Pen ,, the next morning ,, the same thing,,
All his pigs were on their backs with their legs in the air ,, and the Rooster just strutting around smiling.
So he put the Rooster in with the Cows and the Bull ,, next morning same thing ,, Except for the Rooster strutting around and smiling.
The farmer became angry when he realized that the Rooster had screwed all his livestock to death.
He grabbed the Rooster up and put it in his truck to take him away .
He drove to a desolate area and threw the Rooster out to die.
On the way back to the farm ,, He realized the Rooster was all he had left and started back for him ,, as he was driving he saw Buzzards circling the spot where the Rooster was.
He looked to see the Rooster on his back ,, with legs in the air , and this made the farmer sad.
He got out of the truck and walked to the Rooster,, and started to apollogize,, Then the Rooster opened one eye as he raised 1 wing to his beak ,, and said (Shhhh! BUZZARDS!).!!!
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I once heard this in Spanish, Shameless009: Pompous Rooster
One day a farmer decided to buy a new rooster. He brought it home and put it with the hens and old rooster and told them to not fight. So, after the farmer leaves the young rooster taunts the older rooster. Sick and tired of the bold little rooster talking trash the older rooster says that he will race him for all the hens.
Finally, after laughing the young rooster agrees to race him around the chicken coop. The young rooster sayed he would even give the elderly chump a half lap lead. So, they finally start the five lap race. The first lap the old rooster was way ahead. The second lap the young rooster was catching up. The third lap the older roosters lead was very close. The fourth lap the young rooster was only a hens length from the older rooster.
Hearing a bunch of noise on the last lap the farmer comes out and shoots the young rooster and shouts, Damn that was the third gay rooster today!
One day a farmer decided to buy a new rooster. He brought it home and put it with the hens and old rooster and told them to not fight. So, after the farmer leaves the young rooster taunts the older rooster. Sick and tired of the bold little rooster talking trash the older rooster says that he will race him for all the hens.
Finally, after laughing the young rooster agrees to race him around the chicken coop. The young rooster sayed he would even give the elderly chump a half lap lead. So, they finally start the five lap race. The first lap the old rooster was way ahead. The second lap the young rooster was catching up. The third lap the older roosters lead was very close. The fourth lap the young rooster was only a hens length from the older rooster.
Hearing a bunch of noise on the last lap the farmer comes out and shoots the young rooster and shouts, Damn that was the third gay rooster today!