I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
I had to return it to the dealer the next day though
because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was
voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
every time I'd say, 'Beethoven'
I'd get great classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles' I'd get one of their awesome classic rock tunes.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
and nearly creamed my new truck,
but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of The United
States
Mr. Barrack Obama"
Damn I love this truck...
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV
program about psychology that was explaining the
phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time!
She replied, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis."
program about psychology that was explaining the
phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time!
She replied, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis."
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV
program about psychology that was explaining the
phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time!
She replied, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis."
Took me a minute to get it... hehe
