New Truck

26 Jan 2009

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche
and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that
truck???!!!' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.'
'With what money?' demanded his parents. Theyknew what a
Chevrolet Avalanche cost.
'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.'
So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like
that for fifteen dollars?' they said.
'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy I don't know her
name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked
me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.'
'Oh my Goodness!,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child
abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there
and see what's going on.' So the boy's father walked up the street to the
house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly
planting petunias!
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had
sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to
know why she did it.
'Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my
husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a
friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend
to come back.
He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to
sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.
So I did.'
(Are women good or what?)

26 Jan 2009

27 Jan 2009

Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire

27 Jan 2009

Bet he will find his way back now! LMAO