Pretty funny. HOWEVER, if I were that officer's supervising sergeant he'd (forgive the language) he'd be getting a good, old fashoned country ass whooping. Then, he'd be fired.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.