Cowboy and his wife had just been married and they went to a hotel for their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk to ask for a room.
He said, "This here's a very special 'casion........our weddin' night. We need a good room with a strong bed!!"
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The Cowboy thought about it for a while and then replied, "No, I don't think so.......I'll just hold onta her ears until she gits used to it."
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