A bus stops and 2 Jamaican men get on. They sit down and engage in ananimated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them saythe following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,' retorted the lady indignantly.
'In this country. . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives'
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.
'Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
Mississippi.
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No speakah de english
Active Ink Slinger
Sounds like something my best friend would say. Very funny!!!!
Active Ink Slinger
Funny, that's a classic one.....
*The Dark Room*
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