A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake,she looks at the flabbergasted teller...and without missing a beat she says, 'Well, that's great . . . that's just great .. . Some asshole's got my pen!"
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