I am not sure if any one has done a forum like this yet or not but I come across a few that I find amusing and so I thought I would see what others find.zt0HXtFggdlfMr9F
So ones like these:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
She was very very good,
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a
Waterfront condo and a sports car.
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
fingering his girlfriend dry...
Stuck in his pinky
pulled it out sticky..
and said
"This is better then eating pie!!!"
hey diddle diddle the cat done a piddle all over the kitchen mat ....the little dog laffed to see such fun and shit all over the cat
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own
*squees* just what i need for my Nursery rhyme series!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
