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I have heard a number of sayings that describe when one departs in a hurry such as:

Off like a brides nightie

I'm off - like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
like shit off a shovel
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like shit off a shovel


LMAO!!!!!

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Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Like Shit Through A Goose
Like a Prom Dress
a jewish foreskin...
a herd of turtles
A whore's knickers
prostitute's skirt

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