You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!! Pensacola, Florida
Don't laugh! It's OK, because today's combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled into one. College Station, Texas
Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...BINGO!!!! There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots. Laguna Niguel, California
Where exactly does one buy a short pink outfit like this to beef shop in? Birmingham, Alabama
Britney Spears let herself go again. Slidell, Louisiana
Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel.
Seattle, Washington
And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure! Louisville, Kentucky
Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing?? I can't look again or I'll go blind. Mountain Brook, Alabama
For sanity, have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her shirt...simply because there's no possible way there can be anything other than two pork roasts in her shirt. Forestdale, Alabama
No way, Laquanda, absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make you look like a hooker. Midlothian, Virginia
It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs. Houston, Texas
Perfectly understandable! This one was on her way to the country club when she remembered she needed coffee and a couple of yoga videos. She thought to herself, I'll just throw on these shorts and I'll be smokin'. Nashville, Tennessee
Is that a baby dangling from Raylene's waist like a fanny pack? Don't believe I've ever seen anything like that before... The only thing wrong with the gene pool around the Ozarks is there's no lifeguard. Ft. Smith, Arkansas
I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein...she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say.
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!! Alpharetta, Georgia
Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine. Loves Park, Illinois
I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling, but there is just something about her that tells me she doesn't bake, she doesn't watch Rachael Ray, and she has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen. La Verne, California
I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode. Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle. Spring, Texas
For times you need fried okra and chicken strips SO bad, you just can't wait for the bleach to set. Oxford, MS
Someone else can try to figure out what she's doing...I've got to wash my eyes out with bleach NOW!
