A car’s doctor breaks down one night in the middle of a storm. He’s lost in a country road. This doctor suddenly spots a dim light far away, means somebody who lives in that house could give him a hand, so he makes it there. He finds a lot of people crowding into the house, weeping while saying: “She’s dying, oh, our wonderful petite is dying!!”
He’s a doctor, so feels obliged to examine the young woman in problems. This girl appeared to be a gorgeous chick, a brunnette exhibing her goods, and doctor asks everybody to leave the room to examine her, by listening to the girl’s chests, lungs… and make –issue- a diagnosis.
He finally comes up with results of his analisys, and says: “this girl is tremendously hot. Perhaps her hot botton. It’s necessary hers get fucked right away or she’ll die soon.”
To this declaration or testimony, the family breaks into a scandal -they’re shocked- for this doctor’s absurdity, irrationality, would be a bad example. The doctor sill sticks to his diagnose, time’s running, so the girls’ fiance is called upon, and of course, he spends the whole night fucking her.
Next morning the young girl is healed, she gets off bed, and is already walking fresh as a lecctuce. The family is so grateful that wish to pay back a favor: helped the doctor to get his car back on the road.
A year later, the physician is driving along the same path of road, and stops to say hi, but the family is morning for someone. “Oh, God, our grampha has just died!” they say.
Doctor: “Did you call up a doctor, any medical treatment?”
To this they replied:
“Oh, yes, of course. The whole town fucked him as hell... but… it was useless!”
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