Two guys were walking through the jungle and got captured by a group of cannibals. The cannibals put them in a huge pot and start to boil the water. All of a sudden one of the guys started laughing.
"What are you laughing about? We're about to be eaten!"
The laughing man replied, "I peed in their soup!"
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A columnist or correspondent gets to a small mountainous rural community in order to write a story about their life style. He meets up one of the villagers and asks this question:
-Could you tell me an anecdote, tale or story about this county?
This man begins to speak:
-Well, once a goat in our bunch got lost amongst the forest and, as usual, we all met to discuss about the problem, we drank all wine bottles existing, then got to search in the bushes for the lost goat. As we found it, as usual, we got back to drink, celebrate, and one after the other, had sex with this goat…
The journalist interrupts: -Hey, this story will we published, available in a tabloid and every body will know about this! You'd rather tell me something about your customs, traditions, dance, folklore, etc.
-Ok, once a woman got lost in the forest. She was a neighbor's wife and went to find her immediately. But before that, we drank all wine bottles existing. As we found her, we had sex with her.
The writer didn't take this anymore and, this was trying, frustrating. Seeks to stay away from the subject, he said:
-Hey, why don't you tell me something sad?
The country man was already moaning and wipes his tears barely beginning to drive out and continued:
-Once I was the one who got lost in the woods and…
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