In the middle of the night, the guy in the middle wakes up, and says to the man next to him "let me out. I have GOT to get to my wife! I have the biggest hard-on I have ever had, and I've got to get to her NOW!"
The other guy says "O.K. Do you want me to come with you?" "What the hell for?" asks the other. "Because that's MY dick you're holding!" says he.
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1. My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
2. My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
3. My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
4. My dick is so big, it lives next door.
