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Oldie - worthwile telling this joke again for you to laugh.

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Joe rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

Joe smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing under the robe.

Poor Joe breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."

He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

The flustered, embarrassed Joe stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"

She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They're full, don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My buns - they're firm and don't sag, and have no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes or scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!"

Clearing his throat once again, Joe stammers - "Outside when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."


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What is the best part of a woman's body? Guy's opinions.

Hmmm...
Does it have to be just one?
I would say I would want the butt first, then the breast, then the leg.

Face. Seriously, the face is close to everything.
After that, from the most to least important, breasts, stomac, butt, legs, hips...

Face first, followed by butt, tits being last (extra large boobs are a minus for me).

So you like itty bitty perky titties?

Depends on which way she is facing.
Tits AND Ass Rule!

Besides a girl's ass, a beautiful face is the most important part of her body. I've always been a sucker for pretty eyes, a pretty smile, and a sexy mouth for when we have oral sex...

The total sum of her, and how well-proportioned she is----it's not the measurements that count, but how they're arranged.

By that I mean her heart...of course.

In order of importance:
1. Ass
2. Pussy
3. Lips/Mouth
4. Tits
5. Legs
6. Eyes


Good Stuff Marcos!