Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world,
your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur
thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to
God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold
on."
God went to his Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few words
and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more people are riding my
invention than yours."
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On Harleys and God
Active Ink Slinger
Amen and thank God.
to many wanta-be, road warrior, Harley riders as it is.
Bat
to many wanta-be, road warrior, Harley riders as it is.
Bat
Active Ink Slinger
good one Ghost.
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Quote by Batman
Amen and thank God.
to many wanta-be, road warrior, Harley riders as it is.
Bat
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