A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a better method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God, I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!
"Good," said the lawyer, "but, why?"
Sweetie, you're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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On Lawyers and Blondes (with apologies to Pam)
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#12 is a corn popper. His run takes 10mins and he's ready to pop an other snatch ( I mean Batch) right away and pop that batchs after bach all night long.
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Matriarch
Leave our Pam alone!
A man walks into a lawyers, and asks the guy, "hey, do you mind if I ask you 2 questions?". "Sure" the lawyer replies, "what's the second question?".
I love that one
A man walks into a lawyers, and asks the guy, "hey, do you mind if I ask you 2 questions?". "Sure" the lawyer replies, "what's the second question?".
I love that one
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LMAO.
Sorry feeling evil and horny tonight, wait, why am I apologising, this is my thread!
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A bit confused 
where does the blonde crack comes in. I found her to be quite bright and witty.
where does the blonde crack comes in. I found her to be quite bright and witty. 
Matriarch
You're right Erica, there's also actually no mention of her being a blonde in the joke.
I think Ghost has embellished the joke a little for Pam's sake
I think Ghost has embellished the joke a little for Pam's sake
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LOL. As a blonde who is married to a lawyer, I must confess that I love when he screws me too.
LOL! "Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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You're right Erica, there's also actually no mention of her being a blonde in the joke.
I think Ghost has embellished the joke a little for Pam's sake
Guilty as charged! However your honour, in my defense, although you all see this post as public info there was a private conversation behind the story. And I do agree whole heartedly with erica about the bright and witty, sorry if I confused ya erica
