Maybe they should bring "Toys For Twats"?
Ok, Ok, that was vulgar.
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One Dancer Dancing
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OK, here goes...
Twelve Drubbers Drubbing;
Eleven Poles a Spinning;
Ten Pimps a Peddling;
Nine Ladies Prancing;
Eight Maids a Man-Milking;
Seven Dancers Splitting;
Six Skanks a Laying;
FIVE GOLD CUNT RIIIIIIIINGS;
Four Fake Phone Numbers;
Three French Maids;
Two Sweater Kittens;
And a Tissue tucked in my Sleeve.
OMG!!! I think this is my best work yet!
Twelve Drubbers Drubbing;
Eleven Poles a Spinning;
Ten Pimps a Peddling;
Nine Ladies Prancing;
Eight Maids a Man-Milking;
Seven Dancers Splitting;
Six Skanks a Laying;
FIVE GOLD CUNT RIIIIIIIINGS;
Four Fake Phone Numbers;
Three French Maids;
Two Sweater Kittens;
And a Tissue tucked in my Sleeve.
OMG!!! I think this is my best work yet!