A man applying for a job a Maldura Lemon Orchard seemed to be far too qualified for the position.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: Have you ever had any actual experience at picking lemons?"
The man replied: "Ive been divorced three times, bought a Leyland P76, a Beta video player and took up all the Telstra floats. Then I voted for Keven Rudd and Julia Gillard."
"How am I doing so far?"
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