An older couple Bob and Alice are playing bridge with their younger neighbours Tom and Shirley.
Tom asks Bob, “ You’ve been around awhile, how many different kinds of boobs are there?”
Bob, answers, 'Well, Tom , there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated Alice and so she asked, Shirley
“Do you know many kinds of 'willies' there are?”
Shirley answered, “No, I really don’t know.”
“Well” , said Alice , “ I can tell you.”
“A man goes through three phases.”
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'
Active Ink Slinger
