Only in certain parts of America (Funny story)

Here’s a true story that could only happen in certain parts of America.

As I was leaving the gym the other day, it was one of those awkward moments of “who's going to hold the door for whom.”

A young woman and your child were halfway through as I motioned for an older woman, who was ahead of me on the right and was closer to 80 than I am to 70, to go ahead.

However, she said, “Don’t you know the man is supposed to open the door for a woman?” So I held the door for her.

Then she added, “Don’t you know the man is supposed to do three things? He’s supposed to hold the door and carry the heavy stuff. Do you know what the third thing is?”

I guessed, “Take out the trash.” (Note: I was tempted to say "the woman cums first."

She replied, “No, pack and carry.”

Yes, “pack and carry” as in pack and carry a gun.

Gotta love the USA and the second amendment crowd. I love visiting the country but the gun fetishism alternates between f-ing scary and just plain weird. Give me our fairly strict gun registration and licensing regime any day (in fact, give me the gun registry that got shut down a couple decades ago). It irritates me that we have American style gun fetishists up here who keep trying to nerf it. If they want second amendment rights, they can move to the US and leave those of us who like guns locked up in a cabinet alone.