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A drunk staggers up to the host at a party and slurs "Scuuuse me...dooo you have anny toilet paper what's green annnd says 'fuuuck you'"?

The host, taken back, says "No".

The drunk says "Ut oh! I jusss wiped my ass wif yer parrot!"