Cletus is passing by Bo's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Bo performing what appears to be, a slow and sensual striptease in front of some, old green, John Deere farming machinery.
Buttocks clenched, Bo performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt and his boxer shorts.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Bo?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Bo.
Then, obviously embarrassed, Bo looks down at the ground and says, "Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
