Arrested for not wearing panties when Knobby was sniffing around lol
Arrested for telling Knobby I wasn't wearing any.
Arrested for having steak under her tutu to entice Knobby
I've never had meat under my skirt ever.... just sayin'
You bought the steak!
You stole the steak that was supposed to be our dinner not a Knobby attractor, no I don't want it back.
Arrested for running a rescue centre for Knobbys and teaching them to sniff up skirts
Arrested for sneaking into my bedroom and stealing all my toys while I was sleeping.
Edit: Was for Trinks........maybe she had an accomplice, I do have a lot of toys
Arrested for water skiing naked,,but it was a nice show, of your form and ability!!
Arrested for having an illegal hoard of toys
Edit Bill has been arrested for smuggling virgins on his boat
Arrested for trying to smuggle stolen Sex Toys onto flight from London to NY...............props for the clever hiding places!
Arrested for being in cahoots with Bobbie and in on her illegal toy smuggling scheme.
Did somebody mention steak? sniff sniff sniff...
He was arrested for stealing ladies knickers out of a launderette.
Hey, I was nowhere that launderette! It was Linda wearing a Knobby suit that she fashioned while in her sick bed!
I think you'll find the Knobby suit under her bed, officer.
I think you will find knobby under her bed officer...
I think you will find stolen panties under trinkets bed officer
I think you will find bobbie in those panties under my bed officer. A case of burglary
Hey Trinket looks like you been hiding stolen fluff under here too
Bobbie was arrested for crashing the Lush server by accepting too many unsolicited chats at the same time.
Leigh was arrested for passing out treats and candy to all the old men!!
How could that get me arrested? Bill was arrested for offering me treats and candy for sexual favors.
Hmmmm my sister was either arrested for indecent exposure, or speeding...... i'm going with the first one :P
Arrested for lurking with intent, in a tent, and not paying any rent, not even a cent, cause his money was all spent, then his typing skills just went, hence the above post being sent.
arrested for writing corny poetry.
Arrested for writing dirty poetry - on the wall in a public park.
For being a wild creature roaming the streets.
selling melons out of season