Arden is a disgruntled Jets fan he was arrested for stealing Tom Brady Super bowl game day Jersey .. when asked why... he said it was out of frustration of watching Fitzpatrick break the one game interception record
viv was arrseted for wearing yoga pants on the street causing traffic jams and rear ending....she is a total moving violation ;)
The RCMP found no humor in naked curling!
Vivien caught arrested for NOT skinny dipping with me.....
dream wearver was arrested for plagiarizing cooking receipts
illegal search and seizure of Vivien's so personal property
Oh I so can't resist turning myself in for totally stalking Hinger through the forum. I plead Guilty as charged
I wanted to come up with something clever, but the truth of it is, ginger is a peach.... so......I'll have to make something up
ginger was attested at hooters, for impersonating a waitress
I pleaded my innocence explaining the need for hands on services.. To prove my point, Lindsay a former hooters girl, volunteered to emulate the fitting session after various fittings Lindsay was beaming with a smile and her hooters standing proud when asked if she thought any improprieties were evident she mumbled something like wanting another fitting session and the charges dropped ..
The truth of the matter the real criminal intent was Arden...seems he was filming the fitting sessions and selling them to porn sites
He almost got away with it, but his belt buckle mount camera caught him scratching his balls ( yeah right.. we all know what he was doing} and it picked up his college ring ...after process of elimination and viewing
the store security footage ,the only one there wearing that college ring was Arden giggles the funny thing when requested to remove his ring ,for some strange reason it was stuck on
Wondering around in public with that sexy ass!!
for firing an important document at work
We were filmed? Oh hell!!! I should have been louder for the microphone.
Lulu was arrested for trying, with her tongue, to make Lynn move the same way her avatar does, smack in the middle of the town square.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i mr. p was arrested for solicitation of lewd and lascivious acts at the local nunnery
Ginger was detained for leaving wet seats on public transportation (or is that pubic....)!
lyn was attested for defacing public property.. seems she decided to use the subway train wall to work out coefficients to a mathematical problem she was working on.
the case was dropped and the subway car impounded, when it was discovered it was no ordinary equation, but a back door into the most advanced encryptions
further more lyn was ushered off to Los Alamos
viv was arrested for shamelesy flirting with every lady she passed, leaving a string of broken hearts
caught flashing security at O'Hare
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
since I don't know Rag I will have to make something up
and since it tax season Rag was arrested by the IRS for tax evasion what tipped off the agents .. he listed he dog as a dependent
AM's ploy almost worked. He disguised himself as a locker in a women's changing area. He was discovered, however, when a particularly hot lady walked by naked and his door popped open.
... This is all of course caught on surveillance video... You can get your own copy for three easy payments of $19.95... If you respond within the next 5 minutes, we will double your order AND send you an exclusive copy of Vivien takes on Hawaii!! (: 
At the San Jacinto monument
