writing purple prose in the form of quantum equations.
Flashing her tits in public.
Turned in by members of PETA for spanking the monkey and choking the chicken.
Arrested by airport police for reading all the stewardess's name tags like a blind man reading braille
Heidi broke into the NHL headquarters and put rubber duck squeakers inside all the hockey pucks.
Public indecency with a bobble hat.
Wrecking the kiwi truck, caught selling them at the beach
Heidi was arrested for Impersonating a police officer after being caught bottomless at a costume party. Reported the cops took a very long time taking her to the station.
streaking around the gas pumps
For thinking he is devilish
For sticking that finger where it did not belong......
Oh my, she was arrested for standing @ “Public Indecency Allowed” area of the park with band-aids on, I told her to take them off!
Darn lady, you should have listened to me!
You know the kids' rides outside the grocery store? She was arrested for riding on the unicorn's horn.
So, I was @ the counter paying for my condoms, when 2 police officers rushed inside the store and picked her up. I asked the cashier...
TrHUSTme “what happened over there?”
Hot Cashier “oh, her? She’s a regular!! She’s always caught with a lot of lubes stashed in her stockings!!”
ThRUST got herself arrested when her conversation with the hot cashier turned Lush story quality... They ended up naked on the counter and the customers in line grew very impatient...
OMG! It’s YOU! I recognized your pants with your hand inside that time.. You’re one of the customers but went nuts when I & that hot cashier were enjoying ourselves and refused to let you join us.
You made the call! You called the police! I told you to wait until I get done with that hot cashier...you just went berserk and threw a fit and went so violent, you punched the other officer... now, there’s 3 of us in the cell...
Two. I heard you blew every cop in that station. Twice.
Ohhh! I know, they enjoyed it, that’s why they kept me for 3 more days... don’t tell anyone, I had great time myself, fancying of getting into trouble.... AGAIN ?
Anyways, I noticed you in the other cell across from mine. I asked one of the officers while him & I were on our carnal sessions, why you were there. He secretly told me, thrust after thrust, that you were bribing minors for orgy. Girl, that’s a serious offence! Friendly advice, just stick to old guys, they’re fully loaded... between their legs? yes but you know... their pockets, so you don’t have to buy anymore candies for the boys.
ThRUST did not realize I was working undercover the whole time and secretly videotaping her taking on all the boys in the station... Little did she know they were slipping money into her purse when they were done and now she is facing some serious prostitution charges...
Trying out beds in the department store with a sales girls
Charged for misdemeanor for solicitation within 69 feet radius of Libby High School.
Standing outside the high school dressed in a school girls outfit...
OMG John got caught handcuffing a nun to his bedpost! ??
For handcuffing John to the nun.
For taking advantage of the handcuffed nun!
Dragged his couch of secrets to the station & showed everyone all the carnal things he did with & on it.
