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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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ThRUST couldnt help jump on the couch and try to reenact the events... The cops didnt arrest her right away though...
Twoandabit
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Grace was arrested for drinking the football teams cup of cum.
mollflanders
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Grace was arrested for stealing plumbers' tools. She particularly needed the plunger.
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Moll was arrested for writing a book about her adventures.
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We were in a party, lots of Lushies in the room enjoying drinks & what not.. When all of a sudden, this guy started doing Tarzan tricks on that expensive crystal chandelier.. Everyone was shouting “Cooldaddy what did you do?” The police came and picked him up for vandalism..

All Lushies chipped in to bail him out...

keep your cool, Cooldaddy
bill11
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Grace
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Quote by mollflanders
Grace was arrested for stealing plumbers' tools. She particularly needed the plunger.


I can explain. bill11 stuffed one of my toys up his arse and couldn't get it out. The plunger was for a failed attempt to suck it back out.

Bill was ultimately charged with theft of the plug and indecent exposure. He also had to pay the hospital charges because his insurance wouldn't cover it.

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

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The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
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Grace was arrested for selling knock off plungers... they did a crappy job smile
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Her dude complained, because she squeezed and bite his ear lobes all the night.
vivien
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nawaz got arrested for stealing his pair of ray bands, from the sun glass hut
AAnna
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Got taken to jail because she stole all of my panties



Buster1959
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Got arrested for being to sexy for her panties..
vivien
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buster got arrested for four wheeling on conservation land . He might have gotten away with it but he interrupted the sunrise Sunday Masss
Krissy4fun
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The person above was arrested for letting the air out my tires of my bike and stealing my blue tooth earbuds out of my bike saddle bag while I was in the bathroom .
*** Krissy ***
Juicy_Judy
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Krissy was arrest when she was passing through a security gate as the alarm was triggered. She was finalley let go after they found out she forgot to take out her metal anal plug.
bill11
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Judy was detained and arrested, they found sexually explicit pictures on her work computer, and she was working for the CIA at the time.
MyWildfire
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He didn’t realize boobies didn’t count as life jackets
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She set hearts ablaze, melting everyone's ice pops and making the kids cry
heidi
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Walking in the park nude, using the "O" in his sign as a gloryhole smile
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Paying homeless people to harass me while I try to earn a few bucks smile
MyWildfire
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He cut the “O” out of his sign and was holding it in front of him on a street corner
Nightbreaker011
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for thinking an ice cream bar would be enough to cover her nakedness downtown
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MyWildfire
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He lit the light at the end of the tunnel on fire
MAAs_tigger
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She licked all the way from the top to the bottom
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

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MyWildfire
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All I heard was, “I swear it will be fun...” and then we were in jail ?
Nightbreaker011
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She swore that all of it will be fun until she was pulled over and cited for slowly cruising through town at 5mph and being an exhibitor in a convertible
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- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Dian091
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Solicitation on the Street
CKC
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Jumping bail.