Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

Quote by Venus18

For being MY GOD!

Every breath… Every second

For being breathtaking loyal and a walking goddess on this earth.

Arrested for breaking hearts & taking no prisoners… to The Hague!

Stalking my friends

Kwalified was arrested for 69ing every woman who smiled at him...

For being unequivocally hot

For turning up the heat in all the forums 😜

For being a cool suave dude with the 5 F’s game (just learned about them ).

For taking out the creeps, vigilante style!! Love you, dear sister!

For remaining stridently straight -- just not fair

For extorting wildlife to hold still for your photos. Those butterfly bastards won't sit still for me.

For overexposing herself at the click of a shutter

For causing traffic jams & queues of adoring fans, wanting to get to know you!

For wiggling her sexy tushie while using pedestrian crossing, halted traffic for an hour

Just because. I mean really. Just because.

I'm so jealous.

She is sooooooo busy and was not going out with me for a date, this was the only way we could ...

Skipping through the fields of lush stealing hearts & souls.

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Skipping through the fields of lush stealing hearts & souls.

Aw, you are so kind and sweet to say this , i am touched , hugs and tickles......

V is a tykendo master , mess with her and you're in trouble.....

Silently sliding sensually stealing sexy sunbeams.

For saying sexy nonsense 😋

All of it. 😜🤣😘

Being a Badass Biatch & omy goodness, the blocking!

Blockety, block, block, block. I own the block. I have a longer block list than a friend's list.

Creating a blockage in the Lush systems for all the blocking files!

Arrested for shoddy screening methods for my intimate partners.

The gross transgression of insufficient nudity on an erotic site.

If it makes up for it, I have a whole file of naked bitches. I could share some with you.

Arrested for teasing men with her file of naked bitches (I’ve seen some pictures 🔥).

Every nudity statute from a to xxx. All charges dropped after judicial "conference" behind closed doors

Oh, Kistin, don't be jealous. Your "mitigation" was televised.

Quote by Sandra47

Oh, Kistin, don't be jealous. Your "mitigation" was televised.

I was assured those transcripts were sealed -- or are you friends with Allie down in the archives, too?