Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

You know Allie very well, you were arrested together for indecent exposure, and then again, and again, and again. I thought you were both decent... exceptional, even.

If you are going to open dance, make sure it's with someone who knows where all the judicial bodies are buried.

That said, a couple of those holding cell overnights were... memorable

Arrested for flashing sexy photography in the threads! And doing indecent things in a holding cell… with….

For kickin ass and takin names. That's my girl!!

For letting a certain individual "play the bongos"...😋

For playing the bongos. You have 8 days.

Eight days of bongos? Can I request solitary confinement?

For kicking over a set of fine looking bongos… sent to S/C.

not solitary confinement:

For ignoring me physically for far too long.

For being a dashing rogue and teasing a Goddess far too many times!

CPC 2718B: Public exhibition of personal perfection without due regard for pedestrian safety

Making up code violations & being too witty!

For letting her "crazy take over" again, while nude of course...

Using the Goddess’ crazy to distract her from Goddessing… nekkid of course 🤷🏽‍♀️

Obviously breaking this thread

For not posting in roses, of course

For trying to make me turn water into wine

For not having a wine making permit

For unsolicited ponytail flipping

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For unsolicited ponytail flipping

YOU TOTALLY SOLICITED ME!!!!

Venus: hey baby, why don't you flip that ponytail over here.

Sandra: bats eyes innocently

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YOU TOTALLY SOLICITED ME!!!!

Venus: hey baby, why don't you flip that ponytail over here.

Sandra: bats eyes innocently

For slanderous intentions towards the Goddess & lecherous intentions towards…. EVERYONE!

Oh wait! We give out medals for that on Lush

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For slanderous intentions towards the Goddess & lecherous intentions towards…. EVERYONE!

Oh wait! We give out medals for that on Lush

Not towards everyone. Review my blocked list.

For sassy pantsing innocent me. 😇

Omfg!!! The blocklist!!

Arrested for having the sexiest block list on Lush!

Nooooo the block list is not sexy at all. It's the friends list that is sexiest on Lush.

Arrested for ignoring the blocking function.

Philandering with complete disregard for the moral consequences.

Arrested for ignoring photos of naked bitches.

Arrested for sending unsolicited photos of naked bitches to everyone -- EXCEPT ME!

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Arrested for sending unsolicited photos of naked bitches to everyone -- EXCEPT ME!

I have now rectified this and sent you naked bitches, plus one dirty girl.

Arrested for false accusations of not sending naked bitches.

Arrested for not sending the bitches themselves.

Arrested for attempted kidnapping of my bitches.