Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

Stopping the oral before orgasm

Excessive shedding.

Leaving her panties on when I'm around.

Excessive pussy licking. Oh wait.....!

Trying to lick herself on the bus ride home.

Stealing Princess Leia's panties. Again.

I didn't have to steal them....

Sniffing panties in a library and saying, "Ahhhh" way too loud.

He got a bit too friendly with Sy Snootles.

(And they were my panties, anyway).

Her and her dragon has been on the prowl again seducing unsuspecting young maidens.

She put her panties up the flag pole at the police station

She refused to share her collection of handcuffs... Who needs that many anyway???

She broke into the adult toy store and pilfered all the handcuffs. She would have gotten away with it, but she accidentally handcuffed herself to a shelf there.

The Dragon lady stole all the Dragon Dildos for herself saying its all hers!

Claiming DL slew all those Dragons, when they were well hung under her layered skirts the whole time.

Pleasuring herself with zoom lenses in the camera store. We are, of course, still awaiting the photographic evidence.

Letting her tail slither under the dresses of people on the bus.

Propositioning clowns.

Going to see a play called Pinocchio and calling out to the star, "let me sit on your face and tell me a lie".

Shedding in public.

Shaving me in hopes of seeing my genitalia.

Guest was arrested because he only want cucumbers in his ass

MMFCH's fascination with Marilyn Monroe led her to recreate the famous 'skirt blown up' scene. Unfortunately, by not wearing panties, she caused a massive traffic jam and was promptly arrested.

lynnwitt was arrested for excessive teasing in a no-flirt zone—turns out quantum teasing does cause real-world chaos.

MissKinks forgot all about kinks and was a bery sweet nice person at a special kink place and was thrown out

Failure to yield.
And I bought dinner and everything...