Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

last reply
2.3k replies
80.8k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Oh thank god, I thought I had killed you with.....
Glad to see you recovering, thought you had taken a bad turn last night!!
Ahh bill, when will you learn.
hey babes, i know you orgasms when you sneeze but doc says he can cure you if you quit sniffing pepper.




Ginger, I told you an orgy with you as the center of attention might be more than any body can handle
JB, the wind changed, and when it does peoples faces get stuck. i am soooo sorry.. no no you don't need a mirror, honest.





Quote by ginger86
hey babes, i know you orgasms when you sneeze but doc says he can cure you if you quit sniffing pepper.




ginger, that is just awesome. i couldn't stop laughing for a while. well done!
awww bull, told you not to take all those viagra but you did last longer than those wimps
Quote by Tranquil
JB, the wind changed, and when it does peoples faces get stuck. i am soooo sorry.. no no you don't need a mirror, honest.







ginger, that is just awesome. i couldn't stop laughing for a while. well done!



awwww tranquil, happy to see you doing better




Ginger, Kiera finally succumbed ....yet she almost sucked the life out of you
with kk, was worth it
Ging, you aren't an Olympic ice skater. I loved seeing you enjoying yourself but that twirl? It was two weeks ago.
I warned you about spurring me and getting bucked off, sorry about your boo boo.
You are not a lion tamer Irish. Repeat. You are not.
I tried to warn you.
Quote by ginger86
awwww kk, so sorry but while you were passed out me an bailey decided to give you a wax job but we were all out of wax so we used super glue. we got all that hair off your crotch and don't worry the doctors say with a few skin grafts your pussy will be as pretty as ever....heehee



Ginger you aren't in the hospital, I am ...I but my but k
Laughing at the shit that come out of your mouth.....too funny!
just wondering, how did you get that cucumber stuck up there..... heehee
Ginger for fuck sake, another vegetable aisle we aren't allowed in? 5 carrots...I am done call me when you need a ride and I walk out disgusted. Cabbage? Ging...ugh
Next time we will not use baby chicks agreed? I am still finding feathers
I tried to tell you ....
Gravity has worked just fine for a couple billion years, so you don't need to test it now
I told you that dress would need to be surgically removed
hey you two I over heard the doctors ringing down to maintenance asking for pliers to remove those piercings from your tongue ... quick try to wriggle them to set yourselves free
awwww az, told you not to fart while wearing it. you blew up


Ooops I was just testing driving the product ... epic faliure
As soon as you recover I want to whisk you away and treat you to a wonderful evening. Dinner, and good conversation then afterwards what ever you desire.

You don't want to know, go back to sleep.
While at the baseball instead of dodging the incoming ball you decided to catch it with your mouth ... but that's ok you didn't drop the beer
I came to New Zealand and what happened why am I here?
Sex in the snow is great but we'll take our skis off next time.
how was i to know that watching me and kk together would give you a heart attack?