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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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They said, npo until latter Ill take that 
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Lynn, I know you love flying and I understand your fascination for the silver surfer, but strapping a silver painted surfboard to a J79 and trying to fly away on it, was just a small step to far, I'm afraid.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I'd say I to,d you, sitting on top of the window in the limo and standing on the roof of the car while moving was a bad idea.
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They said if the right side of your face was not covered you would have seen that truck - 
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I warned you that a pneumatic jackhammer wasn't the best starting point to build a fuckmachine
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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They removed all the shot from your butt. Next Easter don't dress like a rabbit, fuck the farmers chickens, and tell him you are just painting eggs.
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They removed all the shot from your butt. Next Easter don't dress like a rabbit, fuck the farmers chickens, and tell him you are just painting eggs.
Next time you try to shoot a guy in a bunnysuit, make sure you know which end the shot comes out...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Quote by lynnwittTrue, but please don't tell anyone...
I think the "beaver" you really wanted isn't the animal....
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The facelift was a success, technically speaking. They're still working on a solution for those nipples on your cheeks though....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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True, but please don't tell anyone...
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The facelift was a success, technically speaking. They're still working on a solution for those nipples on your cheeks though....
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The facelift was a success, technically speaking. They're still working on a solution for your unusual 'bowtie' though....
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Quote by lynnwittMost nurses seem to like it, so I'm considering keeping it. The only drawback is, that it hits my chin every time one of you ladies walk in.
The facelift was a success, technically speaking. They're still working on a solution for your unusual 'bowtie' though....
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I think you missinterpreted the invitation to the beaverhunt.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Fancy Schmancy
I told you to wear a pony tail when you type - now you have a typewriter in your hair
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I told you not to try turning your head any further, now you will only be able see where you have been.
Father Guido Sarducci in 'Casper'
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Your doctor is so proud - he now has something named for him!
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I came from the stretcher in the hall, they said we have to share.
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When they asked at the office how many pencils will fit your box, you missed the word mail and came in with lead poisoning.
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I told you it wasnt a good idea, but you went riding on the back of the car any way.
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