Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

31 May 2016

Mr P, make sure it's the worm with which you're baiting your fish hook....

31 May 2016

I told you that a back up pair could be handy and the next time, use denture grip and you won't swallow them.

31 May 2016

Sorry that really was a wedgie

31 May 2016

Well i've seen butt plugs of all sizes and shapes...but yours is unique..where did you buy it from...by the way that would be 100 dollars for the removal

31 May 2016

Well i've seen butt plugs of all sizes and shapes...but yours is unique..where did you buy it from...by the way that would be 100 dollars for the removal

31 May 2016

I told you that triple-reverse cowgirl is not a real position.

31 May 2016

I tried telling you that a stainless steel wall would just reflect all of the fire and heat right back on you, but would you listen ? NO Hope you're happy now

31 May 2016

i told you - we don't talk about fight club.

Say. Her. Name.

31 May 2016

I told you that even though hot honey would go on easier, it still probably wasn't a good idea.

1 Jun 2016

You forgot the second rule that Verbal told you....we never talk about fight clubs....

1 Jun 2016

We told you not to join butt plug club.

Did you listen?

Noooooooooooo

1 Jun 2016

Redheaded Irish.....
I'd have thought you would have known

1 Jun 2016

Never again assume it's the right rabbit, when you see long white ears.....

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

1 Jun 2016

I thought I told you using gum for more friction was not the option....but no you had to do it ...right....

1 Jun 2016

See what we told you was true, if you keep sitting like that your legs will get stuck that way. smile

1 Jun 2016

I told you the chandelier swinging wasn't a good idea, I been picking shards out of places I didn't know you had places

1 Jun 2016

I told you my tongue could make you pass out!

1 Jun 2016

A mechanical bull is one thing which should NOT be combined with a Sybian.....

@ Heidi..... you young-ins jes better watch out...... smile

2 Jun 2016

Well who told you to go sit on the hot plate..

2 Jun 2016

simar! The gown goes on the other way smile

2 Jun 2016

Sorry Heidi but we are out of gowns but would.my doctor coatdo just fine?

2 Jun 2016

Maybe next time you will listen to me and not put your finger in the hole.

Click below to see

3 Jun 2016

Don't i know you.

3 Jun 2016

Told you not to lift those heavy weights........

3 Jun 2016

You should have been more careful. I know it hurts, when you spill boiling teawater in your lap, but you should have gone to the kitchen sink to cool your dick in stead of hanging it in that aquarium. Those piranhas were hungry.

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

3 Jun 2016

Time for your sponge bath................Harold!!!

3 Jun 2016

They managed to remove the shorts, but you wont be able to wear them again

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

3 Jun 2016

I told you if you didn't stop you'd go blind

4 Jun 2016

Rocky was am inspirational movie but you are not Sylvester Stallone .....you are just Mr Weiner remember that ....a way to remember ....you got no Weiner ...

4 Jun 2016

I told you that you shouldnt smoke to much of that stuff

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'