Quote by adi_me33
It was YOUR idea. I told you glitters gonna itch. But your cock did look lovely...all glittery....
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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Sorry they had to shave all your hair off to work on that cut on top of your head from the pan you were hit with while baby sitting. You may get some thing out of this though, let me take a picture from the back . Guinness may congratulate you for having the biggest dick, DICKHEAD 
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Sorry they had to shave all your hair off to work on that cut on top of your head from the pan you were hit with while baby sitting. You may get some thing out of this though, let me take a picture from the back . Guinness may congratulate you for having the biggest dick, DICKHEAD
Ah, great! You are awake.
The nice doctor and these other nice people are going to take you to a bouncy house now.
Won't that be fun?
It's more like a padded room, but you can jump and bounce off the walls all you want.
The Engineer
Well lynn i know you like big but stuffing a bat that too one of the biggest size isn't really gonna help you score
Lady GlitterGiggles
I finally got to peek under your turban. It's like a man bag. I didn't eat your oreos. I gave them to the doctor...
The Engineer
Adi too much coffee again....who knee that too much coffee coukd land you here
Quantum Tease
Simar, in the future when you are thinking of Heidi, be cautious when you zip your pants.
I'm not for everyone
You weren't kidding, you really do go BOOM!
The Engineer
Well its common knowledge not to walk barefoot on wet floor....well you did and uh....it cracked your bum....well the good thing...you need not worry aboit falling fot next 6 months
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I told you she was too kinky for you....
Troublemaker
Next time you are doing wax play hold the candles further away
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It had end badly, a simple game of snooker and you had to show off that trick of yours with the cue.
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The Dr. removed 72 splinters. I warned you that wasn't how witches ride their broomsticks.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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How did you manage to do THAT with Heidi's pumpkin?
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Quote by Juli969
How did you manage to do THAT with Heidi's pumpkin?
Lol, I changed again, the mouth looked better in the big picture
I told you the rope around your boobs was to tight. Lynn put on scrubs and jumped to the front of the line to rub them with lotion, she also volunteered to continue your treatments at home :)
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lol, oops ;)
How did you get them caught in the bike spokes :)
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Troublemaker
Hope you learned your lesson, 96 was a bad idea.
Primus Omnium
Damn, girl, you always take a dare?