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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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heidi
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No sponge baths, now put on your cloths and get out of here before security sees you again smile
Guest
Lurker
Sorry Heidi, this may be just a little...well...you'll get what I mean...smile

I'm gonna have to lick your ass cheeks repeatedly to get the marks from the park bench off your naked butt.
vbbond
Active Ink Slinger
Sorry about that broken leg. Guess having sex on slopes was a bit too much!!!
Guest
Lurker
Looks like you have minor burns on your balls and your cock
from the hot wax.
But I have a new treatment to sooth your pain a bit.
(As I put a thick amount of Vaseline around my lips,...
...and slowly jack your big cock)...smile
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
It looks like after that sore heals you will be able to ride again!!!
georgiebites
Active Ink Slinger
Can't wait till you get better Bill that last ski trip on the lake was a WHLE lot of fun. Can't wait to attempt it again if you know what I mean biggrin
Guest
Lurker
And you thought you were the only one that bites?
dream_weaver
Active Ink Slinger
I tried to warn you! But would you listen! Nooooo you said I got this!
SeaSiren
Active Ink Slinger
....sign this power of attorney ?
Guest
Lurker
I have the new saline injections ready.

You must have a really hot date tonight.

How big did ya say you wanted your boobs again?
Guest
Lurker
Yeah my daddy would kill me and you too unless I had a ring on my finger...smiles



Ping...Severe case of frostbite on your cock.

Next time try a fresh one instead of using the one in the fridge.
You're supposed to eat watermelon ya know.
dream_weaver
Active Ink Slinger
It was supposed to be a simple trip to the grocery! Always gotta show off in the produce isle don't you. SMH smile
georgiebites
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Loved giving you the sponge bath; hope you get out of here soon so we can soap each other in the shower biggrin
Guest
Lurker
ok...That should be much better soon, just let me wipe it a bit more for ya.

So tell me, how did ya get so much of Dream_weavers cum in your eyes anyway?
vbbond
Active Ink Slinger
Sorry about shooting off in your eye, but sliding through those luscious boobs was too much!!!
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Seeing all the nurses staggering out of your room. Seems like overdosing on viagra has its' upsides for yousmile
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Quote by vbbond
Sorry about shooting off in your eye, but sliding through those luscious boobs was too much!!!



I haven't been titty fucked good in over 2 weeks...smiles
dream_weaver
Active Ink Slinger
Thank God! You been out for two weeks! I'm so sorry about your tittys and well you hitting your head on the headboard, I got carried away.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
sorry about the incident involving the models and jello. perhaps some things should just remain a dream.

Say. Her. Name.
patokl
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That car hit you pretty hard, and you've been out for a bit, but you'll be okay. Next time you show off that beautiful butt, don't do it close to busy road. Some drivers steer their car where their eyes go....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Well, you did make the Guinness Records list for number of times, but you did dehydrate yourself in the process!
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
Do you remember anything? You broke the record for the highest altitude ever to have sex, but your orgasm made you pass out. You crash landed. Luckily you only bumped your head.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by patokl
Do you remember anything? You broke the record for the highest altitude ever to have sex, but your orgasm made you pass out. You crash landed. Luckily you only bumped your head.


Well, my head is the LEAST likely thing to be injured smile

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So, it's not only touching one's TONGUE to a frozen metal pole which can cause injury, is it...!?
Juli969
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You almost had that dragon egg before the side of the mountain gave way
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
awwww juli. told you not to go to el-cheapo's clinlc for your boob job. seems the air compressor got stuck
adele
Weaver of Words
I told you that position was impossible...
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
No, no, no! A jackhammer is NOT to be used that way.
Juli969
Active Ink Slinger
sorry i must have kicked when you did that thing with your tongue