After a long night of the most mind-blowing love making session ever in his life to the most beautiful woman he had ever seen; Which he had luckily picked up the night before, a guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed in the morning.
He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
She snuggles coser to him and whispers in his ear.....
"That's me before the surgery."
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...but the punch line really.... 
I would be running for the door.