Pigs
Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the
helicopter in front of the White House, he was
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to
attention, Salutes and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies
"These are not pigs... these are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I
got one for Speaker of The House Nancy
Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to
attention, Salutes and says,
"Excellent trade, sir."
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