Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone
company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and
that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before
the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog
or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed
the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone
began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain
and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was
called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
pissing and moaning.
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Good one
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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ha ha poor dog
I know right! I giggled at the end, and thought man...you can't laugh at that, but yeah, I did. Good thing the voltage wasn't any higher! Was a good one.
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It is funny , but poor dog. He will never be the same.
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The demented dudes I just shared this with are putting it in the top 3 of best jokes they've read all year.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Be more cautious of what you used