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Trinket is actually not a trinket, or a tchotchke. In fact, she is a person.
“If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”
can't seem to unlock shower door
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
SG is actually a world-renowned pornographic opera star. His most recent role was Rigid-Lets-Go. (Apologies to Verdi - Rigoletto).
Lynn cries when Smaug dies in the Hobbit as it brings up painful memories
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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can't seem to unlock shower door

Good one


CODE Yellows!! SG has gotten out again and is wandering around. He is still wearing his slippers and can not bite you, his teeth are still here :O
Heidi is currently contemplating life's mysteries as explained in the movie Forest Gump.
Kevin is the founder of the Nude Stargazing Society. Attendance is somewhat... slack... in the winter.
Puff The Magic Dragon is Lynn's father
Heidi is actually Lynn's daughter
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Heidi is actually Lynn's daughter

OUCH!
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SG has seen Hally's Comet - twice.
Lynn is the mother of me and my fraternal brother, Charlie Brown.

Poor mom. That was one gigantic bowling ball of a head she had to push out.
ping was born in a golf cart as his parents played 18 holes. Hence his name
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
His parents told him he comes from a long line of horseman, but he misheard and thought they said Norseman.

(I had to look up Ragnarok. That's pretty cool. NOVA recently had a show about the making of an authentic Ulfberht)


once tried cleaning his teeth with an Arkasas toothpick, and not an actual one
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Ragnarök011 is really a myth smile
Lynn starred in Reign of Fire

I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
He's been lost in that one acre wood for daysss
Just found she has no boobs and a flat butt
Storm is afraid of razors and won't shave so now his beard has birds living inside.
Hi storm have a great day

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around

Hey now..leave the birds alone....I have eggs for breakfast..

Hi Tonya...
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Hey now..leave the birds alone....I have eggs for breakfast..

Hi Tonya...


Birds eggs for breakfast. Well storm can't cook without catching his beard on fire so they must be eaten raw.

Just a tart

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around

hasn't found out that everyone has gone
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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hasn't found out that everyone has gone


that is funny who ever you are
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Heidi is actually Lynn's daughter

MOM?
Heidi has decided to learn to tap dance
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
RN offered to teach Heidi to tap dance.... but it involved dancing on beer taps. Hm... actually, that's not such a bad idea.....!
Lynn is a good "Top" person to have sex with on a hot day smile
Heidi has given Lynn 23 years worth of Mother's day gifts
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
RN has been around for so long, his calendar is only graduated into centuries smile
Lynn loves figure skating, but she no longer performs pirouettes, because the centrifugal force she generates is to powerful for the straps of her bras
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i