Ardent is looking for his phone he lost last week
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Shotgun is reenacting the Jack part of Jack and Jill went up the hill
Heidi was going to re-enact Little Miss Muffet... but her shorts split when she sat on the tuffet.
I did it myself...The Devil had nothing to with it.
I will take a wild guess, are an American?
Heidi keeps her back turned because her shorts have no fasteners.
Lynn only has sex with people called Dani, so that she doesn't scream the wrong name
Rosie likes to dress up like a dentist and..... you know
Nessa loves me to dress up as a dentist and.....you know
Heidi insists her wedgie isn't as painful as it looks.
Heidi tripped over a stone and when she fel her shorts split right through the crotch and she had to walk home trying to keep her legs together. People felt sorry and offered her rides but she was too embarrassed and walked the whole way.
The doctor told dede to go in the other room strip, I needed to take her temperature. ;)
Heidi's shorts are a 3d painting
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Lynn is the sole distributor of dragon meat in North America
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Shotgun heard of stories about Lynn butt plug flash different colors on full moons and went in search of the horny one. ( i like this two for one thing ;)
Heidi gazes to sea awaiting someone or something she forgot
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
SG runs a butt-plug fitting service.
Heidi's nickname is cinnabuns
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
forgot to buy his peak licence
Lynn's trying her hand at hypnotism..."watch my AV..."
apptobebad has been using the vacuum more lately and why is Amy's motion location ..........Ohhh ;)
Heidi is an expert at staring for days without blinking
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
is an asshole and find it funny to post below me