A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's Butt, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
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I'm concerned about what that particular child does in his free time...
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Good one...
Oh, and btw...Holy water is powerful stuff...especially if you add a little scotch to it...
Oh, and btw...Holy water is powerful stuff...especially if you add a little scotch to it...
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