Priest

3 Sep 2008

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and
I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it
through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"

3 Sep 2008

HAHAHAHA........ lol

I mean.....ajem!...let's pray.....[-o<

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

3 Sep 2008

heh. good one.

7 Sep 2008

Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire

A Rush Of Gold surviving the trek west during the Gold Rush required some clever thinking along the way, especially for newlyweds Andrew and Susanna.

7 Sep 2008

7 Sep 2008

too funny