A young gay man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a cocktail. A few minutes later another handsome young man comes in, orders a beer and moves to a table nearby. The young man leans across the bar and asks the bartender, "Who is that fabulous man who just walked in?" The bartender replies, "That's Dr. Johnston, the proctologist. He has a practice across the street."
The next day the young man calls and makes an appointment at the young doctor's office. He arrives for his appointment and is shown to an exam room, told to strip and place one of the gowns on. The doctor came in and asked the man, "So what seems to be the problem?"
"Oh doctor, I just have a terrible pain in my ass and I don't know what it could be."
"Ok, well bend over and let me have a look."
The young man leans over the exam table and smiles. The doctor starts his exam, but stops suddenly and says, "Well here's the problem, you have a dozen red roses stuck in your ass!"
"Read the card, read the card!"
Ling
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